sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

(Source: assbutt-in-the-garrison, via viva-la-manda)

awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet

(via thederpysheginger-slyfox)

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

(Source: memewhore, via thederpysheginger-slyfox)

just-a-nameless-nobody:

kaieraai:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

delightfully-derranged:

tonystarksnipples:

calamithyjane:

riddlemehiddleston:

pulpfanfiction:

glocktary:

thoracs:

image

i am leg

you did it

you win the award for best addition to my post

i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this

i tried and i failed

image

i cant breathe.

send help. dying

"I am the snake in my boot"

but how do you fuck up that bad

(Source: mariokartsixtyfour, via thederpysheginger-slyfox)

el-lime-head:

WHAT THE HECK I DIDN’T REALISE THEY ACTUALLY DID THIS

(Source: tochi-tanis, via thederpysheginger-slyfox)

el-lime-head:

WHAT THE HECK I DIDN’T REALISE THEY ACTUALLY DID THIS

(Source: tochi-tanis, via thederpysheginger-slyfox)

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute, via thederpysheginger-slyfox)

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

(Source: 1kidsentertainment, via thederpysheginger-slyfox)

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

(via thederpysheginger-slyfox)

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

(via dutchster)

Cats with watermelon hats [x]

(Source: rominatrix, via dutchster)

starscreamsswayinghips:

because-chris-evans:

durnesque-esque:

littlelottie:

I did a thing…

you did a beautiful thing

you did a perfect thing

IT FITS PERFECTLY.

I love this so much

(via oracle-of-absolute-hoopla)

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

(via dutchster)

since1969:

themagicaltashicals:

sincerelyaubri:

milkywaywhite:

Humans and Animals 

Perfect

Amazing

Animals only attack when they feel threatened, under attack, or if they feel bad vibes. If you have absolutely NO intentions of harming them and are cautious of your actions then they wont attack.

(via oracle-of-absolute-hoopla)