surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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,,

on your left

marvel to dc  (via osointricate)

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jessidork:

handsome-squidward:

gameandwatch:

natsugay:

For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass

Proof for those of us that are unaware

I’m crying listen to it

ohmygod

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epic-humor:

emtothethird:

I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

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vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

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versacegravy:

My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off

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guy:

Shakespeare is my favourite writer(:

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dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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trashisthewblack:

Van Goctopus

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fleshy-flower:

365daysofhorror:

……..wut?

WHAT THE HECKKKKKKKK

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ellendegeneres:

Ellen admires Pharrell’s sweet shoes while mayybe trying to get some for herself.